At Sympile, we did away with third party cookies years ago. And what did it get us? Nothing but aggravation.

This past summer when I appeared in front of that asinine congressional hearing, the Democrats just wanted to talk about antitrust implications.

“Mr. Weiser, you’re not interested in the privacy. The only reason that Sympile banned third-party cookies is to gain even more control over advertising.”

And that’s when I picked up the chocolate cookie that was sitting on my desk and took a big bite.

“Nah. Our cookies just taste better.”

Not sure why the congressperson got so upset. No sense of humor, I guess.

The Republicans weren’t much better during that hearing. All they wanted to talk about was search bias.

“Mr. Weiser, when are you going to stop biasing search results to push your liberal agenda?”

“When are you gonna stop watching porn during work?

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